Welcome to Chronically Gay: The Queer Stoner Brand You Didn’t Know You Needed

Let’s be real, the world didn’t need another “vintage core” weed hoodie with a leaf slapped on it. We saw what the bros were doing and we thought, “Cute… but where’s the queer joy? Where’s the flair? Where’s the sass?”

So we made it.

Chronically Gay was born out of one simple idea: queer joy isn’t seasonal, it’s all year. We’re not here for performative pride months or “limited edition” rainbow merch that disappears faster than your tolerance after a t break. We’re here for the year round sesh, the slow burn of self-expression, and the audacity to be both high, honest and loud about who we are.

How We’re Different (Also Known As: Why We’re Not Cookies in a Wig)

We love our cannabis cousins, Cookies, HUF, Sundae School, Mister Green. They paved the way for the weedwear universe. But let’s be real, most of those brands still feel like they were designed in a room full of straight dudes arguing about font weight.

Chronically Gay flips that script. Our entire brand exists in full queer expression, not just on the outside but in the creative DNA. From our High Homo crewnecks to our Chronically Gay hoodies, every piece is designed to feel like your favorite smoke sesh comfort wear: cozy, confident, a little irreverent, and unapologetically you.

We don’t do lazy slogans. We do cultural commentary that makes you choke laugh mid hit.

We don’t chase hype drops. We create drops that feel like an inside joke only the queer cosmos gets.

And yes, our product is actually built better. No scratchy fast fashion blends here. We’re talking premium fabrics (heavyweight cotton, brushed fleece, and gender inclusive fits) made to survive smoke, snacks, and spontaneous existential crises.

What We Believe

We believe in taking up space loudly.
We believe softness is strength.
We believe a hoodie can be both fashion and armor.
And we firmly believe that being “too much” is exactly enough.

Chronically Gay isn’t just a brand. It’s a sesh. A mood. A movement.
For everyone who’s ever been told to tone it down, here’s your permission slip to turn it up.

Why You’ll Love It Here

Because you’ve been waiting for a queer stoner brand that actually gets it.
Because your closet deserves better than “black tee with weed leaf number 37.”
Because you know comfort hits harder when it comes with meaning.

So go ahead, spark up, scroll through, and stay awhile.
The world tried to make us grayscale. We chose Chronically Gay instead.