ABOUT US

Chronically Gay: A Lifestyle, A Mood, A Movement

Welcome to Chronically Gay, where fashion meets flair, sarcasm meets softness, and every product is infused with the spirit of queer cannabis culture. We are not just a brand. We are a rolling paper manifesto wrapped in ethically sourced cotton and sealed with a kiss from your favorite stoner fairy.

Our Mission

To make you feel fabulous, feral, and slightly unhinged in the best way possible. Whether you are chronically chill, chronically online, or just chronically high, we have something for you. Our designs are unapologetic, unserious, and unreasonably soft—perfect for couch lock, pride parades, or existential spirals.

We believe in

  • Radical visibility (even if it is just to your cat while you hotbox your bedroom)
  • Queer joy (the kind that makes straight people nervous and your budtender proud)
  • Comfortable clothes that scream louder than your therapist and smell faintly of lavender kush

Our Origin Story

Legend has it we were born during a solar flare when a rogue glitter particle collided with a Tumblr post from 2025 and a half-smoked J. The result a brand that refuses to be palatable, marketable, or quiet.

We started in a basement with a broken sewing machine, a bong named Brenda, and a dream. Now we ship nationwide from a small town in Michigan. A town so small even Google Maps gets confused. But do not worry, your package will still arrive. Eventually. Probably smelling like weed and rebellion.

What We Make

  • Shirts that say what you are thinking but louder
  • Hoodies that feel like a hug from your favorite chaotic friend
  • Accessories that double as conversation starters and emotional support objects
  • Apparel designed for high functioning queers and low functioning stoners alike

Who We Are For

If you have ever

  • Cried in a parking lot and then made it fashion
  • Said I am fine while wearing six layers of sarcasm and a faint lingering smell of weed
  • Felt like a walking meme with a heart of gold and a vape in your fanny pack

Then congratulations. You are one of us.

Final Thoughts

We are not here to fit in. We are here to stand out, spiral gracefully, and look good doing it. So go ahead, shop the drip, embrace the chaos, and remember being Chronically Gay is not just a diagnosis. It is a lifestyle. A vibe. A puff puff pass to self-expression.